Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Chick-lit? Chicklet? Chick, let me tell you…

 
Okay. So I have been hocking my manuscript, The Princess Paradox, for quite some time now. I know what people say, “chick lit is dead”. And if you look up the term chick-lit, you will find dozens upon dozens of women and reviewers hacking at the genre like Freddy frickin’ Krueger. And you know what? That pisses me off.


So, in what may be my last ditch effort, I have been trying to research small presses that publish what was once called chick-lit. Now, the covers have been taken back, burned in a fiery pit of bubblegum pink ash, and repackaged with new titles, new colors, and a new genre label. New Adult? Maybe. Lighthearted Women’s Fiction? Possibly. Commercial Fiction? Book Club Fiction? Contemporary Romance?

At this point, I'm not even sure how to market this thing. What I do know, is it is hard to find someone, whether it be agent or press, to actually take my book or me seriously as a writer. And I have a million and one problems with this that I have no qualms about sharing. It doesn't help that recently there have been a slew of articles admonishing chick lit for making women feel fat. (see Telegraph article here) Uhhh, news flash, it is not chick lit that makes women feel fat. If you really want to know what actually does make women feel fat, first look at magazines and Hollywood and the fact that people always focus on how women look. (My co-worker just came in and told me the new trend is teenage girls measuring the empty space between their thighs as a measure of attractiveness. They have not read chick lit by the way) Not to mention, how women judge other women. But this is not a post about that. Maybe another time. This is a post on chick lit.

For me, these next few things are what I am going to call “common myths of chick lit as a genre”.

Myth 1: All chick lit contains vapid main characters.

No. No they don’t. What they show are real women. Real women who are insecure, who compare themselves to others, who are stuck in a misogynistic society where characters like Christian Grey and Edward Cullen can be shallow and into their looks and money and it’s considered sexy but when women give a concern about how we look, we're called vapid.

What about the fact that most of the character arc of these women are going from a woman who is insecure with themselves or their situation to being confident and finally taking initiative? What about the main characters who are muddling through major life decisions? Wives, mothers, daughters? It’s only because these books are typically narrated through first person so that the reader sees the obvious flaws in thinking that allow us to view these women for who they are. People who judge these characters need to get off their sanctimonious high horses and for a moment consider what they may sound like if a constant recording of their most intimate and personal thoughts and doubts replayed for everyone to hear as they order their triple-organic -venti-nonfat-soy latte in a carbon neutral cup. My guess is they would either end up looking just as insecure and flighty as any chick lit heroine OR a pompous assmunch. Either way, they wouldn’t be faring too well in the chick lit version of themselves.
 

Myth 2: All chick lit is about friendships, fashion, food, drinking, shoes, and boys.

Show me a woman who does not somehow in some way appreciate most of these things and I will show you a woman who is a man. That didn’t come out right. But you get the idea. What the hell is wrong with a great pair of high end shoes? Sure, I don’t have the money, but if I did, I would buy some Louboutins or Prada and wear them proudly. I love hors d'oeuvres  and a nice, crisp chardonnay once in a while. Hell, who doesn’t? And if chick lit is truly looking at life of a modern woman, then these things SHOULD be in there. Because it’s what we do! Especially when we are together or lamenting our sad love lives. But these are things that HAPPEN in chick lit. Things that build the world.

Fantasy has dragons and shapeshifters.

Science fiction has space and nanotechnology.

Historical fiction has…history.

You don’t hear anyone say, well science fiction is just lame because those darn writers can’t write about anything other than science. These mystery writers should stop putting dead ends, dark nights, and train rides in their novels. That’s because whoever says that would sound stupid. Wrap your head around that, chick lit naysayers.

Because these “dumb materialistic things” that are in chick lit, build the world of our characters. And it's as important as any wrecked future and totalitarian government entity in a dystopia.

Myth 3: Chick lit is always around girl loving the wrong guy, but ending up with the nice guy.

First, not always true.

Second: HOW IS THIS DIFFERENT FROM LIFE?

Enough said.

Myth 4: Chick lit is unintelligent writing and is the plague of good literature everywhere.

Can this sometimes be true? Sure. Is all chick lit comparable to the work of Leo Tolstoy or Harper Lee? No. But you know what? I have read some pretty bad science fiction, or mainstream fiction. I am not a fan of all the classics. And some best sellers, I just don’t get. Some have every bit of cliché plotline in them as well. But you don’t castrate a whole genre because some books may be considered “fluff”.

Chick lit can be viewed as it is or perhaps it is in more complex terms a commentary on society and women in general. Or perhaps it is a reflection of who we are and how far we have come. Gone are the wild rebellious women of the 60’s and 70’s who are searching so hard for their role in the workplace. Gone is the winner take all mentality where women fight and claw to the top, sometimes risking their family all for the sake of equality. (I would argue at that time, we were not necessarily looking for equality, we were looking for superiority)I believe chick lit focuses on the women of today, balancing work and love and family and friends. And that is not unintelligent. Is it life.

So…as we sail into the OPI colored sunset, I’d like to end by saying:

I am tired of people (most who are so called authors or reviewers) ripping apart a book, genre or author because they are successful. Mark my words, if chick lit hadn’t exploded in the market a decade ago, no one would be even discussing it. And as the sequel to Bridget Jones grows closer and closer, I predict the negativity and backlash against chick lit will worsen. Because heaven forbid, we women look to Bridget Jones’ as a role model. We wouldn’t want women to go thinking that bigger, beautiful women with some insecurities and a bangin’ sense of humor is the norm. Heavens no.

Let’s stop hating on a genre. If you don’t like it, don’t read it. Yes, you have a right to your opinion, but don’t forget others do as well. And just like opinions, chick lit is not going anywhere.
 

Friday, March 22, 2013

I'll Stop the World and Melt With You

Hi fellow writers and whatnot,

21/12/12 will NOT be the end of the world. An image of the end ending, if the prediction came true, not that it would.Sorry. I don't mean to be rude by calling anyone who does not write a "whatnot", but I was trying to be succinct, which now I'm not because of this lengthy explanation. But I digress, a few months ago a wonderful man and human being sent me an email asking of I would participate in this great idea he had. He wanted to create a collection of short stories for his blog all around one central idea.


What if an unstoppable fate was to befall Earth? What if we knew the date of our ultimate demise? What would we do? What would I do? What would you do?

Thus was the beginning of the end, so to speak. Well, he calls it World's End.

This was a hallmark time for me for many reasons.

One: it was the first time I had ever been asked to do something for someone else's blog. To say I was flattered is an understatement. Because this person is Josh Hewitt, a most gifted writer who has poignant things to say. Also, he is funny as hell. Also, I adore him. Also, he is cute. So there. (By the way, not to shamelessly pawn myself off on anyone, but I would TOTES be willing to do this again, should the situation arise. And I would say really nice things about you. And call you cute. Just sayin'.)

Two: this was the first short story I have ever written. Mostly because I was scared as hell. I mean, to develop character and plot and theme all in less than 5000 words...well that's plain difficult! But what can I say? Josh inspired me. As well as events in my own life. What I have created I am super proud of. I really do think it is some of my best work.

Three: This was also the first time I wrote in third person limited as well as from a male POV. So scary, really, on many levels.

So, it all begins with Josh's story. It is amazing. He is amazing. And I cannot wait to see what all my friends have come up with themselves. Did I mention some of the best and most talented writers I know are in on this too? Yeah. You will all want to read all of these. I will definitely keep you updated when new stories come out. Especially...ahem...yours truly.


So here it is: WORLD'S END

So what would you do if the world were to end?



Saturday, March 2, 2013

What the Vlog???


Okay, folks. Here is my first attempt at vlogging. Actually, that is incorrect. This is my bajillionth attempt and finally just you tubed it. Ugh, if any of my students get a hold of this, I'm dead. And if you are a student watching this...I WILL GIVE YOU AN F IF THIS GETS OUT!

:) So, my topic is the awesome that is Twitter. Watch. Be amazed. Okay, not amazed, but you can laugh. It's okay. I laugh at myself often. 

Without further ado, and with far too many ums and ands...here it is. (I have no idea why I am voluntarily doing this, but there you are.






It was pretty amazing, wasn't it. I know. Well, that's my foray into vlogginess. Watch for next time when I talk about LOST. Just kidding. I reserve that for twitter. Lates.

BTW: if you would like me to vlog again, GIVE ME IDEAS!! In the comment section. Down below. BUT NOT YOU SPAMMERS!

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

An Interview With (a) Vampire Lover(s)




Hey there, I have been without internet for a long while now, and have not really been able to blog. So, this makes me so excited. I am about to blog awesomeness. Why?

Because I am a teacher. And I teach 13 and 14 year olds. And I teach English. So, reading and writing. READING AND WRITING FOLKS! Which means I have so much access to the one thing writers love. READERS! And in particular, YA READERS!

So, every once in a while, my brain actually works and puts something together that is amazeballs. And here it is. I interviewed some of my students to find out FROM THE SOURCE, what teens look for and don’t look for in books. These are the kids who buy our beloved books. These are the ones we need to entice. Yes, everything is subjective, but when I noticed these girls devour books like it’s a plateful of pie, I figured I would get inside their head. Ask them a few questions about what they read and why they read it.

So, here is the interview. Listen and learn, writers. Today’s audience...teen girls. If you are writing YA, pay attention!

Welcome Jessa, Katelyn, and Rumneet, Jaiya, Euna, and Kendra. Six wonderful girls with sass and spunk. You could not ask for six more amazing students in your class. COULD NOT!
 
Me: So what genre books do you usually read?

Jessa: We love science fiction, like Hunger Games. It has to have romance and drama.

Katelyn: And dystopia like Hunger Games. I loved that whole series.

Rumneet: I also like fantasy.

Jaiya: Adventure, historical fiction and fantasy. Anything with zombies.

Euna: Romance, comedy and fantasy.

Kendra: Romance and realistic fiction.

Me: What about paranormal. Like werewolves and vampires, etc?

Katelyn: Oh yeah. We LOVE that. Hot werewolves.

Me: So what are some of your favorite books you’ve read this year?

Jessa: Delirium, Divergent, Hush Hush saga, The Host.

Katelyn: The Host, Hush Hush saga, Wake (series), Before I Fall, and the first Marked book.

Rumneet: Immortal Series and Eragon series. I also loved Shadow Falls.

Katelyn: And Raven. That one was so good.

Jaiya: Les Miserable, Origin, Mark of Athena, and World War Z.

Euna: Hush Hush, Child Called It, Harry Potter series, and Matched.

Kendra: Perfect Chemistry, Hush Hush, Chain Reaction.

Me: So what has to be in a book for you to want to read it?

Jessa: Romance, a hot guy, and drama. I also like my book to be a little steamy. I don’t mind description of kissing, I just kind of laugh.

Katelyn: I like my romance sweet. I don’t want to know all the details. There needs to be a good problem. Something that is hard to fix. And totally hot guys.

Rumneet: I like warm romance. In between. Not too much detail, but enough.

Katelyn: We like a girl POV because we like not knowing what the guy is thinking.

Jaiya: Relatable characters. They don’t have to have super stand-outish personalities, they should be realistic.

Euna: I like really good looking guys.

Kendra: Slow romance that you can tell is coming. Friends becoming more is cute. And what people are thinking. Lots of detail and descriptions.

Me: What are some of your favorite all time characters?

Jessa, Euna and Katelyn: PATCH.

Me: Why do you like him so much?

Katelyn: Because he’s hot. And dangerous. And protective. He will do anything for Nora. He’s mysterious. But the guy on the cover does NOT match what I have in my head. In my head, he’s way better looking. I also like Janie, from Wake. She’s responsible and takes care of her alcoholic mom. She’s independent and strong.

Me: Do you think characters like Patch border on abusive? There’s debate in the writing world about that.

Katelyn: No, not at all. I mean, he does sometimes become overprotective and he needs to let Nora do what she needs to. Like Scott, he needs to not be jealous of Scott. Scott’s a good guy.

Jessa: Ooooo. Scott. I love him. And Vee. I can’t believe who she turned out to be.

Me: *glares* DO NOT GIVE AWAY THE ENDING. (Finale)

Katelyn: Now Cable, from Wake, he is overbearing and kind of a jerk.

Rumneet: I really like Della from Shadow Falls. She’s smart and witty. I love her sexual innuendos. It makes me laugh and I like her humor.

Euna: Also Harry Potter but only in Goblet of Fire. He looked so good in that one.

Jaiya: Katniss, Marius, and Percy Jackson.

Kendra: Alex and Brittany from Perfect Chemistry. They have unsuspecting feeling of getting together.

Me: What are books you absolutely did not like?

Jessa: Cinder. I just couldn’t get into the whole robot thing. It was too weird. Oh and Shiver. I am not a big werewolf fan.

            Katelyn: Wait. Shiver has werewolves?

Jessa: Yeah, the guy is.

Katelyn: I have to read it. I did not like Beautiful Creatures. It just didn’t start fast enough and I am not a fan of witches. Except Raven. That one had witches, but it was different.

Jessa: They’re not witches, they’re Casters.

Katelyn: Whatever. I don’t like them. I also didn’t like Matched. The whole dying thing and the fact that they couldn’t choose their life, was unrealistic.

Rumneet: I liked the first Beautiful Creatures ok. But the second one just was slow. I had to rush through it, and I didn’t end up picking up any others.

Jaiya: I don't have any books I really don't like. (this girl is a DREAM READER)

Euna: Esperanza Rising. I didn't understand it and there was no romance so it wasn't interesting.

Kendra: I don't think there has ever been a bad book. (another DREAM READER)

Me: So, when you are choosing books, what do you look for?

Katelyn: I read the back. I look at the loglines. Like Wake says Open Your Eyes. But she’s blind. So that makes me wonder.

Rumneet: I read the blurb, but then look at the cover. It has to have some mystery I want to solve. Something that makes me have to know what it means.

Katelyn: And two people almost kissing. I love that.

Jaiya: I read books that people recommend to me. Usually they are right.

Euna: There has to be some kind of love triangle, the guy has to be really good looking, and the girl has to be normal.

Jessa: I read the blurb. When I want a good book, I come to you, Mrs. Torgesen. You know all the good books.

Katelyn: Yeah. Me too. I come see you.
 
Me: J YAY! (I totally lurve when they like my recs. It gives me ALL THE FEELS)

Euna: Is that a gif? It's from Friends. It's Chandler.
Bonus points for Euna.

Jessa: I also look for hot guys. It has to have hot guys.

Kendra: I look at the title and the back. Something needs to be interesting and pop out at me. Something that surprises me.

Me: Describe the perfect book.

Girls: It would be about a girl. And there would be love. And multiple guys would be fighting for her and she would have to choose. But she would choose the right one, which is not necessarily the good guy. He would be a little bit bad. And dangerous. A forbidden love. She would follow her heart. And there would be family secrets. They would be in a small town because there, secrets are harder to keep because everyone knows everyone else. There would also be a villain. But it wouldn’t be an obvious one. Like a friend or something. It would have to be paranormal. That would be the best book. You need to write it.

Me: What would the perfect MC be like:

·         Secrets

·         Dark past

·         Not too much of a goody-goody

·         Mystery

·         Long hair

·         Brunette

·         Bright eyes

·         Worrisome, cautious

·         Special

·         She would be independent

·         Could fend for herself

·         Smart

·         Quick thinker

·         loyal

The perfect Love Interest:

·         mysterious

·         dark and dangerous

·         good looking

·         tortured past

·         forbidden love

·         smart

·         funny

·         sarcastic

·         strong
 
      ·         muscular

·         tall

·         brave

·         alluring eyes

·         protective

The perfect Villain

·         false/pretends to be something else

·         mysterious

·         good looking/gorgeous

·         devious

·         manipulative

·         dark

·         quick thinker

·         always has a plan, ahead of the game

·         tries to be a friend/love interest

So this is what teen girls are looking for in a good book. Nothing groundbreaking, but it’s something to chew on. Do your books include these critical things? Are your characters lacking any of these characteristics?

Is paranormal dead? These girls would say otherwise. I will say the books that fly off my shelf and the ones that frequently have to be replaced are almost all fantasy/paranormal romance.

So, next time, what are teen guys into reading? Would that be a post you’d be interested in? Any other questions you have for the teen reader? Post them here.

 

Monday, January 28, 2013

The Ever Elusive Theme


 Why do we read? I ask this question to my 8th graders at the beginning of every year. The answers always vary from person to person, and from year to year. But essentially, the following are always the reasons given:




·         Because I like living through another person’s eyes

·         Because it’s fun

·         It helps you learn vocabulary

·         It teaches you about the world

·         It lets you see other cultures

·         It’s like a movie in your head

·         Because it takes me out of my life for as long as I need it

·         It makes me a better writer

·         It teaches you about life

I want to take a moment to talk about that last one. Life. There certainly many things to learn about it. Every day I am learning about how to deal with the twists and turns it deals. And even at this point, when I feel like I should pretty much have a handle on things, something happens and I find myself saying, “What the heck?” “What am I supposed to DO with this?”

Life. The commercials stated we could be a winner at the game of Life. I’m still waiting. And my car is getting emptier, not fuller. Those who’ve played the game, totally know what I’m talking about. But why are you talking board games, Carey? What in the world does this have to do with why we read?

Because for me, and really for most people, I think why we read is because at the deepest level, we want to know that we’re not alone. And that there is hope. Because if some klutzy, normal, boring looking girl can snag a hot, sparkly vampire, then there is hope for us. If some boy who lives in a closet under the stairs can become a wizard that saves all of us muggles from the perils of the dark forces, then we, too, can overcome our obstacles, however brooding they may seem. At the heart of all books, all narratives really, be they memoirs or fiction, is the story of us. The human experience.

And we want, no we NEED to know that we are not alone in this. And that others have been there or have it far worse. Not to mention that these themes span across not only continents, but centuries. It is refreshing to know that while we pine and weep over love lost or the one that got away, or the one we hope is THE ONE, Jane Austen was feeling that same way. As was Fitzgerald. As was Shakespeare.

So, when writing it is important to keep your story, your characters, your scenes in check. But don’t forget the theme. It’s why your writing matters. It’s the whole point. If yours has no point, then why would we want to read it? How am I, as a reader, going to connect to it if there is nothing worth connecting to?

At the end of reading your novel, readers should be able to sit down and analyze character choices, and how what they decided led to the final outcome. But to really dig in, past the skin into the meat, the sinewy goodness that makes your novel satisfying to bite on, we need to know why those choices matter. And how those choices relate to our decisions.

So when teaching my students theme (which is HARD to do by the way), I ask them this:

What does the reader learn about life?

What does the reader learn about the world?

What does the reader learn about themselves or others?

These are the themes. If your novel does not answer one of these, you may be missing something.

Another good checkpoint. Ask yourself the following of your novel:

Who? (main character)

Wants What? (motivation)

But? (what gets in the way?)

So? (what do they have to do to solve the problem?)

Then? (what is the falling action, consequence, resolution?)

This teaches that? (THEME)

This should ensure that a) you have a solid plot and b)your novel has a theme.

I have compiled my own list of the most universal themes I have seen in my years of teaching and reading. Some are trite. Some are cliché. But you gotta start somewhere. See if any of these would work for yours.

·         Love conquers all.

·         Friendship means truly being there for another.

·         There is more to people than appearances.

·         Ugliness comes from actions, not looks.

·         Love makes us do crazy things.

·         Love is worth sacrifice.

·         Through adversity, we learn who we are.

·         Death is a part of life.

·         You can’t have friends if you don’t act like a friend.

·         You should always stand up for yourself.

·         Nothing worth having is ever easy.

·         All actions have consequences.

·         You have to find your own happiness.

·         Don’t be afraid to try new things.

·         Believe in yourself.

·         Be happy with what you have.

·         Courage is doing what’s right, even when it’s hard.

·         Love can be shown in many different ways.

·         Jealousy will destroy.

·         Appreciate what you already have.

·         Don’t give up on your dreams.

·         Sometimes what you’re searching for is in your own backyard.

·         The only one you can rely on is yourself.

·         Growing up means giving up on fantasy.

·         Your identity lies within yourself, not anyone else.

·         Sometimes everyone feels out of place.

·         Freedom is gained by imagination.

·         With determination, one could accomplish anything.

·         Sometimes we are the strongest when we remain quiet.

·         Accept that things change.

·         Most people have an inner strength, only not all use it.

·         Don’t let anyone hold you back from what you want.

·         Love can be shown in many different ways.

·         No one is stronger than nature.

·         Identity is determined by society.

·         Enjoy life now, because we all die soon.

·         By the time we understand life, there is too little left to live.

·         Live in the present.

·         Family comes first.

·         Family is who you love, not who you are related to.

·         In life, there must be balance.

·         To be mature, you must be responsible.

·         The choices you make determine the person you are.

·         Finish what you started.

·         Not everything is what it seems

·         Reliance on technology makes us lazy.

·         With age comes wisdom.

·         Having “things” won’t make you happy.

·         Whatever has been done, cannot be undone.

This list is not by any means all there is. This is just my list I have used. If you have any others to share, please post in comments! J thanks! And carpe diem.